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FRI, SAT, SUN, October 1, 2, 3, 2010

An Insurance Institute study showed that motor vehicle accidents increased after California, Louisiana and Minnesota passed laws that banned texting while driving.  It’s believed that drivers were distracted while releasing the homing pigeons they were using instead.

A Newport Beach junior high school music teacher was found guilty of indecent exposure while in the waiting room of his dentist’s office.  An additional charge of exposing his students to Andrew Lloyd Webber was dropped.

Latest victim of the internet, the once-mighty Blockbuster Video has declared bankruptcy.  Assets are being auctioned off and HBO has already purchased all the adult cassettes to help them program their eight new porn channels.

Court records indicate that in 2007, Paris Hilton was granted federal trademark protection of her signature phrase “That’s hot.”  She also applied for a trademark on “Not guilty, your honor,” but Lindsay Lohan had beat her to it.

Long considered counter-intuitive, a recent study has shown that married couples masturbate as often or even more frequently than singles do.  The only difference is the married guys frequently find their fantasy partner has a headache.
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